Celebrities are Zombies. There's proof everywhere. Heres the top five most convincing evidence that I have found.
1. Their Music: From Nick Cannon, the song Gigilo, "Shorty call me the scare crow I'm lookin for some brains." Yeah, brains to EAT.
2. THEY DON'T DIE. Why? Because they're already dead! 50 cent got shot 9 times and he's still around.
3. Noone can be this skinny without being a part of the undead.
4. No living creature could be this ugly
5. This:
