This is a very offensive post. If you are easily offended do not read this, but if you're twisted like me read on.
So I learned that after you have an abortion you can keep the fetus!
What would you do with a fetus?
I'd throw mine at this girl I know. It could be a sport, fetus flinging.
Whats warm, red, and sticky, and crawls up a womans leg? a homesick abortion.
AHHH NEVER EVER SEARCH "FETUS" ON GOOGLE. I was going to add an image but ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.