First thing, make sure you're decent looking, sorry but this is a shallow world with shallow people. You don't have to be a greek goddess, but you do have to basically be pretty. DON'T be annoying. Be aware of how you come off to other people.
Do the internet a favor and never post again. I now hate your kids, and your cat. Except I don't hate your cat, because cats pwn, but I bet your cat hates you.
I love the blogger known as Dr. Evil. I know nothing about him since there is no info on his blog, but his short posts are very amusing, and slighty arousing if you're twisted like me.
So the other day I got very stoned. I spent all my money on candy then watched 30 days of night, which was actually pretty good. It got me thinking, which would I rather, a vampire takeover, or a zombie takeover?
So today I made an awesome pita, like ridiculously good, I made 10 bucks in tips, it was fantastic. I didn't mess up to much today. Except with the cash register, my boss is going to hate me.
